I know, it's hard to believe a story like this, but keep an open mind as you read the following TRUE story.
Evelyn came to me Friday, while I lounged on a chair with a hearty novel in my hands. A serious read that I was quite enthralled in, so it was a surprising thing that she caught my attention so easily (she is typically a stealthy child that can sneak up on even the most alert of beings). What really struck me first was her laughter. Evelyn was giggling up a storm!
Oh, for new readers, Evelyn is my youngest, she is 2 years old (see cute picture below).
Back to story...
"Evy, what is so funny?" I ask.
"Mama, I have a new trick" she responds eagerly. "I can make myself poot!"
My book is now tossed aside.
"Really!?!....like for real poot, or just with your mouth?" (i.e. like a raspberry sound, we call it "pooting with your mouth in my house)
"For real poot" she giggles, and then proceeds to demonstrate her newly perfected trick!
The girl eeks out 2 or 3 little pops of air! Gross, I know, but seriously, I am sort of amazed by 3 things here:
1 - My 2 year old taught herself to poot.
2 - That she could do it on command
3 - That MAYBE she will figure out the potty now that she has the "push" method down!
Okay, sorry for the interruption again, return to story.
"Sweetie, we have to call Daddy and tell him about your new trick!"
Evelyn grins and puts her fingers in her mouth.
So I call Adonis, leave a message explaining the sound he is about to hear and then I put the phone in range to catch the, um... "noise." "Pliiiph" (cause that's how I think it sounded) She delivered it right on time and right into the receiver!
So, Happy Father's Day Adonis, I know you are so proud of your little Evy-Doo!
And Happy Father's Day to all Daddy's who might read this...
To everyone else, thank you for enduring my silly story!!!
XO- Amelia